| 1998 | Lost a bet and had to join the Navey; posted to Op Ctr Sat |
| | 2nd Annual Regressional Convention; awarded E |
| | Awarded EFFORT |
| 1999 | Operation RINGER; commands USS Blistex |
| 2000 | Operation DUCK UNCOVER |
| | USS Blistex lost |
| 2006 | Promoted to Lt(JG), posted to SMART ASS |
| | Reduced to Ens with letters on file |
| | Awarded X (the Make George Cross) |
| 2010 | 4th Annual Regressional Convention |
| | King for a minute |
| 2011 | Served aboard the USS King Penny |
| | Completed Llama sensitivity training |
| 2014 | Attended the 5th Annual Regressional Convention |
| | Awarded HA Wings because George loves him |
| 2020 | Designated Coronial Warrior |
| | Exercise MOSTLY HARMLESS |
| 2022 | Commands USS Vorlath |
| | Attended Microcon 2022 |
| | Awarded the Order of the Polar Cross |
| | Operation: Desert Chill |
| | Awarded Robertson Unit Citation |
| | Member Of the Royal Order of Numpties (MORON) |
| 2025 | Attended MicroCon 2025 |
| | Awarded the BAR Star (for raising the bar) |
| | Awarded Medal of Friendship, Duchy of Faulkender (Westarctica) |
| | Awarded the MicroCon 2025 10th Anniversary Medal (Aerican Empire) |
| | Awarded the Better, Weirder World Medal (Aerican Empire) |
