Fleet

The Fleets

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TEALS FleetFleet WMerchant Marine

Highlighting denotes ships on active status
CURRENT FLEET MAP

Gunboats

NAMECLASSHOMEPORTSKIPPER(S)FLEETSTATUSMOTTO
USS BellabikePickleFungusG. BrideIncontinentalDecommissioned"It's Not a Scooter"
USS CaseusFromageLlamatownJ. MercerIncontinentalDecommissioned"Benedicam Tibi"
USS CretaHooliganLlamatownC. MercerIncontinentalDecommissioned"Gear On! Gear Up!"
USS FezzikBattering RamMorontoD. MorganIncontinentalActive"Ego Cum In Brutis"
USS Lester B.ShopMorontoD. MorganIncontinentalDry Docked"Rubber Inferiorium Partum"
USS NakedNippleLlamatownJ. MercerIncontinentalActive"All A Quiver"
USS PhotonQuantumLlamatownC. MercerIncontinentalActive"No Rest"
USS StingHornetLlamatownJ. MercerIncontinentalDry Docked"Sting or Be Stung"
USS StormJediLlamatownC. MercerIncontinentalDecommissioned"Non Est Experiri"

Patrol Ships

NAMECLASSHOMEPORTSKIPPER(S)FLEETSTATUSMOTTO
USS Angus BoredomJ. BlakeneyMerchant MarineDecommissioned" "
USS AntoineTwotoneByetownP. RobillardIncontinentalSunk"Fly Low, Sweet Chariot"
USS BlasterYodelByetownR. MacGillivrayIncontinentalReserve"Eat Wave"
USS DaisyAlternateByetownR. MacGillivrayIncontinentalDecommissioned"How Many Grins Can You Fit in a Fish?"
USS FruitflyHiccupByetownP. RobillardIncontinentalSunk"Squash Me"
USS GeekmobilePaidforByetownE. JackschIncontinentalDecommissioned"Nun Quam Cede"
USS Golf CrisisTLahrK. RobertsonTEALSSunk"Are We Shooting?"
USS Gopher  D. PitzelIncontinentalActive"You Can Watch Me Sail Away For Three Days"
USS Hornet's NestFreedomLlamatownP. RobillardIncontinentalDecommissioned"?"
USS IguanaInnocuousLlamatownS. ClarkeIncontinentalDecommissioned"De Rerum Stultarum"
USS JammerTulipByetownP. RobillardIncontinentalReserve"Louee Louee"
USS KrankenshaftTLahrR. MacGillivrayTEALSDecommissioned"Par For The Course"
USS Kroten WanderungTwotoneLahrA. McNicollTEALSDecommissioned"Closer Than They Appear"
USS Le GrumeStrombergByetownE. JackschIncontinentalDecommissioned"Watch Your Head"
USS NamependingConstithreetionByetownD. YarkerIncontinentalSunk"Ahhhh"
USS Queen MonecaDowagerByetownR. MacGillivrayIncontinentalDecommissioned"Sundae Driver"
USS TiptoeTulipByetownD. LavictoireIncontinentalDecommissioned"Shhh"
USS TurtleBridesmaid'sSFDK. MichielsMerchant MarineDecommissioned"Made of Honour"
USS VibratorBeebeLahrM. DostieTEALSDecommissioned"Batteries Not Included"

Corvettes

NAMECLASSHOMEPORTSKIPPER(S)FLEETSTATUSMOTTO
USS 13 RedPhoebeMontsurrealA. McNicollIncontinentalLost at Sea"Les Jeux Sont Faits"
USS BagnoleCorpus CollossumMontsurrealP. GoddardIncontinentalReserve"Smoooooth"
USS Blind Spot FOB WellieB. MacGillivrayIncontinentalMerchant Marine"Carpe Vinum"
USS BlistexCutterByetownL. WallIncontinentalDecommissioned"Protecting The Lips That Kiss"
USS BlueprintDamiteLost WagesM. DosenbachSpecificDecommissioned"124 and the A/C Don't Work"
USS BoogerAlgebraLahrR. MacGillivrayTEALSDecommissioned"If Bleach Don't Whiten It"
USS BubblesKumquatMorontoM. KlinowskiIncontinentalActive"Tears Dry On Their Own "
USS BucephalusTessierBosstownM. MacWilliamIncontinentalLost at Sea"Back In the Fish"
USS ButtercupMakeupByetownP. ChamoisIncontinentalDecommissioned"We Suck It Up"
USS Buttercup IIMakeupByetownP. ChamoisIncontinentalActive"We Like Candy"
USS C.I.S.I.L. FaultUnitedByetownK. BairdIncontinentalDecommisioned"Blame Liam"
USS CollisionSkippedSpam HarbourM. DosenbachSpecificDecommissioned"Ice Is Slippery"
USS DeathtrapLittleLost WagesR. MurrayMerchant MarineSunk 
USS Doc Brown ByetownK. BairdIncontinentalDecommissioned"1.21 Jigawatts?!?"
USS FigmentWhatzitzByetownI. DouglasIncontinentalLost at Sea"Into The Great Unknown"
USS FireworkRubyBlandfordG. TuckeyIncontinentalActive"Don't Take Shortcuts"
USS FuhgettaboudidShitboxFungusG. BrideMerchant MarineDecommissioned"The One That Goes Whoosh"
USS FukengruvenEdelweissByetownK. OelrichIncontinentalDecommissioned"Promedade"
USS FuzzyboxersCancelledByetownK. RobertsonIncontinentalDecommissioned"We Like 'Em Fuzzy"
USS GofastaWhitzitzByetownK. RobertsonIncontinentalSunk"Weather or Not"
USS GoodfellaRubyBoredomD. PitzelIncontinentalLost at sea"Hangin' with Steve McQueen"
USS GoshawkCorpus CollossumMorontoS. ClarkeIncontinentalReserve"I Haven't a Clue"
USS GraescelCorpus CollossumByetownR. MacGillivrayIncontinentalReserve"Last Brain For Clarkston"
USS Green HornetHermesMorontoR. MacGillivrayIncontinentalReserve"D is for Drive"
USS Grey GhostFuellessDeathbridgeM. DostieSpecificActive"Fait Lux et Parvus Oleum"
USS Grosse PommeSt. AndreMontsurrealP. GoddardIncontinentalDecommissioned"Intuable"
USS GuinnessCompanySFDM. DosenbachSpecificDecommissioned"Through a Glass Darkly"
USS HandbasketHookeyMorontoS. ClarkeIncontinentalReserve 
USS Hot RideWhatzitzByetownP. ChamoisIncontinentalDecommissioned"She Feared No Evil For She Knew No Sin"
USS Hyper LynxRubyBlandfordG. TuckeyIncontinentalDecommissioned"while(!(succeed=try()));"
USS IdanoeWhatzitzMorontoS. ClarkeIncontinentalReserve 
USS InceptoMothballLlamatownC. MercerIncontinentalDecommissioned"Straight On 'Till Morning"
USS Indigo MontoyaMalteseLlamatownR. MacGillivrayIncontinentalActive"Inconceivable"
USS Javelin?ByetownD. MunnIncontinentalActive"Pointy end goes into the other guy"
USS KiniggitPembertonByetownD. MunnIncontinentalDecommissioned"She turned me into a Newt"
USS LatrineRepairArea 42D. MunnIncontinentalSunk"It's So Broken It Can't Get Any Worse"
USS Maltese FalconSpadeLlamatownR. MacGillivrayIncontinentalDecommissioned"Hear Me Baby, Hold Together"
USS ManhattanJunkpileByetownP. RobillardIncontinentalSunk"Torpedo Bait"
USS Mediocris  M. DosenbachSpecificActive" "
USS NinjaRubyMontsurrealP. GoddardIncontinentalActive" "
USS OogwayRubyBlandfordS. ClarkeIncontinentalActive"There Are No Accidents"
USS Paeple EaterCerebellumLlamatownR. MacGillivrayIncontinentalReserve"No Guts No Nothin'"
USS PembertonWaveBlandfordR. MacGillivrayIncontinentalReserve 
USS PracticalRebelSFDR. DosenbachMerchant MarineDisavowed 
USS Radio FlyerWeaverNo Worth BayM. DostieIncontinentalDecommissioned"Without a Permit"
USS ReginodPacklidNude BunswichK. RobertsonIncontinentalSunk"We Are Far From Home"
USS Silver SpoonMalteseBlandfordA. MacGillivrayIncontinentalDecommissioned"Casu Consulto"
USS StardustMalteseBlandfordA. MacGillivrayIncontinentalActive"Falling With Style"
USS SupremeShitboxPetawhowhoM. DostieIncontinentalDecommissioned"Do You Have Any Cement?"
USS TackyShitboxNude BunswichK. RobertsonIncontinentalDecommissioned"Have Gas, Will Travel"
USS ThingamajiggerRubyBlandfordS. ClarkeIncontinentalDecommissioned"On An Adventure"
USS Tin CupRubyBlandfordS. ClarkeIncontinentalDecommissioned"Take The Lead"
USS Wandering BuoyPembertonBlandfordS. ClarkeIncontinentalReserve"Always"

Sloops

NAMECLASSHOMEPORTSKIPPER(S)FLEETSTATUSMOTTO
USS Glass SlipperAmbassadorSFDP. GoddardSpecificReserve"Champagne's in the Back"
USS Henry DuvallStackhouseByetownP. GoddardIncontinentalReserve 
USS PumpkinAmbassadorSFDR. MacGillivraySpecificReserve"Without a Hitch"
USS Tyrone PowerStackhouseByetownR. MacGillivrayIncontinentalReserve 

Corsairs

NAMECLASSHOMEPORTSKIPPER(S)FLEETSTATUSMOTTO
USS BeastMiddleLlamatownC. MercerIncontinentalDecommissioned"Follow the Litre"
USS Bender ByetownK. SharkeyIncontinentalActive""
USS BorderjumperPackratBlandfordP. BellIncontinentalActive"Non Sepem In Me"
USS Hammer of GeorgeGauntletMorontoG. BraggIncontinentalActive"Gotcha"
USS MulumImpulseByetownD. MunnIncontinentalDecommissioned"Stubborn, Willful, Froward"
USS WarthogImpulseByetownD. MunnIncontinentalDecommissioned"Ut Deus damnet crus"
USS WartburgHoofprintByetownR. MacGillivrayMerchant MarineDecommissioned"Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'"
USS WherethefukawePackratBlandfordC. BellIncontinentalActive"Never Stop for Directions"
USS WhinerLutzMontsurrealP. GoddardIncontinentalReserve"Do We Have To?"

Frigates

NAMECLASSHOMEPORTSKIPPER(S)FLEETSTATUSMOTTO
USS Anti-PretzleAngstLlamatownJ. MercerIncontinentalDecommissioned"A Salt Force"
USS DemeterHammerLlamatownR. MacGillivrayIncontinentalReserve"If I Had a Hammer"
USS Douglas PratleyPhysicsLahrR. MacGillivrayTEALSDecommissioned"Voopah, Voopah"
USS Half MoonAngstFOB WellieK. RobertsonMerchant MarineSunk"One Half Step"
USS HighlightningLowerPetawhowhoM. DostieIncontinentalDecommissioned"Ripe and Pillage"
USS L'Il HankRondayvooLlamatownP. GoddardIncontinentalReserve"Make It Squeak"
USS PacklidReginodLlamatownS. ClarkeIncontinentalDecommissioned"We Look For Things"
USS Tin CanLowerSFDM. DosenbachSpecificDecommissioned"Bail"

Destroyers

NAMECLASSHOMEPORTSKIPPER(S)FLEETSTATUSMOTTO
USS Appalling LlamatownP. RobillardIncontinentalSunk"Get The Lead Out"
USS BloopLateforWinnemuccaM. DosenbachSpecificReserve"Not Just A Pretty Face"
USS GoupilSchwannboatMontsurrealP. GoddardIncontinentalReserve"Close Enough"
USS SchwannboatLudwigByetownR. MacGillivrayIncontinentalReserve"A Lighting Cue"

Light Cruisers

NAMECLASSHOMEPORTSKIPPER(S)FLEETSTATUSMOTTO
USS ElvisXByetownR. MacGillivrayIncontinentalDecommissioned"Vous Etes Ici"
USS LeapfrogElvisByetownR. MacGillivrayIncontinentalReserve"Are We There Yet?"
USS MeatplowElvisMontsurrealD. MorganIncontinentalReserve"Absolutely"

Cruisers

NAMECLASSHOMEPORTSKIPPER(S)FLEETSTATUSMOTTO
USS ByetownRemedialMorontoM. DosenbachIncontinentalSunk"Superior Incompetence"
USS King PennyDaftLlamatownR. MacGillivrayIncontinentalReserve"Cocamu"
USS Mae WestDaftLlamatownK. OelrichIncontinentalReserve"When I'm Bad I'm Better"
USS MargaritaByetownSFDR. MacGillivrayIncontinentalReserve"Margaritas for Everyone"
USS Pride of SlaboviaByetown M. DosenbachSpecificActive"Pulsis Nocte"

Heavy Cruisers

NAMECLASSHOMEPORTSKIPPER(S)FLEETSTATUSMOTTO
USS AshurbanipalVoyageurMorontoP. GoddardIncontinentalReserve"And Another Comes On"
USS Lloyd D. JacksonTH&BLlamatownR. MacGillivrayIncontinentalReserve"Go Cat Go"
USS Miss ToastRosslerLahrR. MacGillivrayTEALSDecommissioned"The Wurst Is Yet To Come"
USS NebuchadnezzarVoyageurByetownP. GoddardIncontinentalReserve"Speed Up A Little Bit"
USS NebuchadrezzarVoyageurMontsurrealP. GoddardIncontinentalReserve"Round and Round"
USS NikitaRushinLahrD. YarkerTEALSDecommissioned"On Your Left"
USS Robert KerrDramaByetownG. BraggIncontinentalReserve"Ask The Air"

Battleships

NAMECLASSHOMEPORTSKIPPER(S)FLEETSTATUSMOTTO
USS NosniborGraduateByetownD. MorganIncontinentalReserve"Coo Coo Ka Choo"

Dreadnoughts

NAMECLASSHOMEPORTSKIPPER(S)FLEETSTATUSMOTTO

Spacecraft

NAMECLASSHOMEPORTSKIPPER(S)FLEETSTATUSMOTTO
USS Don QuixoteEnglishLlamatownG. BraggBARFLEETActive"Merda Accidit"
USS MeatshieldEnglishLlamatownVariousBARFLEETActive" "
USS DulcineaEnglishLlamatownVariousBARFLEETActive"Quid Denique Agitis?"