TVS-A Typical Weekday

5:00 a.m. Bryan Is The Limit - A morning spiritual workout with Reverend “Soul By” Jake.
5:30 a.m. Huntin’ Slabovia - ‘Cause there ain’t nothin’ like killin’ somethin’ you et yerself.
6:00 a.m. Wake Up, Slabovia! - The TVS Morning News and interviews with hosts Mahalia Wu and Jeff Kornblum.
7:00 a.m. The Captain Pat Show - cartoons and information with Captain Pat.
8:00 a.m. The Kare Kows - cartoon. The Kows cheer up a sick friend.
8:30 a.m. The Hammer - cartoon. The Hammer tracks down a llama-smuggling ring.
9:00 a.m. Llamabusters - cartoon. The Llamabusters are possessed by toe-jam eating demons.
9:30 a.m. Princess Moneca - cartoon. Moneca becomes Empress for a day when the King goes missing.
10:00 a.m. Slab Blab - interviews and viewer call-in with Dan Kczmkchofvsczkcz.
11:00 a.m. Phred’s Phun Pharm - TVS’s award-winning children’s education program.
12:00 p.m. Hi Noon! - news.
1:00 p.m. The Daves of our Lives - Dave proposes to Davida; Dave and Dave showdown at water cooler #42.
2:00 p.m. All My Hospitals - Amber finds incriminating evidence on Emerald; Crystal changes her name to Amethyst.
3:00 p.m. Another Soap - Edge City is destroyed.
4:00 p.m. The Dr. Clarke Show - ghoti who refuse to die after spawning.
5:00 p.m. Father Nukes Best - comedy. Father whups the living bejeezus out of his kids for something or another.
5:30 p.m. Turtle Patrooolll! - comedy. When half the Patrol is wiped out in a Lower Slabovian fraternity gag, it’s time for revenge!
6:00 p.m. Evening News - with Harvey Podzinski.
7:00 p.m. MisterMind - game show.
7:30 p.m. Hangman - game show.
8:00 p.m. Slabovian Bandstand - with Sphinkter T. Fudpucker. Musical guest: Ubla-Schmaltz.
9:00 p.m. The Efficients - comedy. The Efficients help a citizen resolve a complaint.
9:30 p.m. Royal Mess - comedy. The Royals attempt a classic foxhunt.
10:00 p.m. Slabovia’s Most Wanted - with Dan Munn.
11:00 p.m. It’s Late News - with Harvey Podzinski.
11:30 p.m. Do You Have Any Cement? - sketch comedy. Mature audiences.
12:00 a.m. Too Late - with Velvet Lapels. Guests: 2 Daëd Krue; Phred Phrederowsczki; Cindy the Wonder Dog.
2:00 a.m Very Late Movie - LLAMANATOR 42 - THE UNDERTAKING (1994)