| 1993 | Joins the Navey; assumes command of USS Antoine |
| 1994 | Awarded CRIPES (locking keys in car twice in one day) |
| | USS Antoine lost |
| | Awarded HIRTS (eyelashes) |
| 1995 | Operation SINK ME; awarded SINKME (Queen's Dispatch); field promotion to Lt |
| | Posted to EMU, Byetown |
| 1996 | Exercise CARBINGE |
| | Posted to SUPER, Byetown |
| 1998 | Operation STUD FINDER |
| | 2nd Annual Regressional Convention |
| | Awarded EFFORT |
| 2000 | Operation GILDED CAGE; awarded GC |
| | Promoted to LCdr |
| 2003 | Posted to Op Ctr, Llamatown |
| | Assumes command of USS Appalling |
| | USS Appalling lost |
| 2004 | Operation BEYOND OUR KEN; awarded PhD |
| | Assumes command of USS Hornet's Nest |
| | USS Hornet's Nest lost |
| | Assumes command of USS Fruitfly |
| | USS Fruitfly lost |
| | Posted to NERDS |
| 2007 | Operation WIND-UP, awarded WINDUP |
| 2011 | Served aboard USS King Penny |
| | Completed Llama sensitivity training |
| 2013 | Qualified for Starship command (SCAM) |
| | Issued SPACE CADET badge |
| | Promoted to Cdr |
| 2014 | Attended the 5th Annual Regressional Convention |
| | Awarded second CRIPES (anchor clasp) |
| 2015 | Awarded ARTEMIS |
| | Trophy Winner (Nav) at TOP SNOT 2015 |
| | Awarded third CRIPES (2 anchor clasps) |
| 2019 | Attended MicroCon 2019, Awarded MC19 |
| | Awarded the Better, Weirder World Medal (Aerican Empire) |
| 2020 | Designated Coronial Warrior |
| | Exercise MOSTLY HARMLESS |
| 2021 | Awarded Knight of the Order of the Dancing Dragons (Obscurium) |
| 2023 | Operation Red Hope |
| 2025 | Operation Pole Dance, awarded the Allied Service Star (ASS) |
