| 1984 | Joins the Navey in LBGEF |
| 1987 | Promoted to Lt; posted to Byetown and assigned to ITBV |
| 1989 | Commands FOOLS, promoted to LCdr |
| | Awarded CM |
| 1990 | Operation SEDIMENTAL JOURNEY |
| | Promoted to Cdr; made a Count, KON |
| | Regressional Convention |
| 1991 | Operation BLUEBIRD, commands USS Robert Kerr |
| | Operation GREAT BRAIN ROBBERY; promoted to Capt |
| 1992 | Posted to Powell St.; promoted to Adm; awarded FOOLS |
| 1994 | Posted to Kowtowtown; appointed CICCFUSE and promoted to Lord High Admiral |
| | Awarded IB |
| 1996 | Exercise CARBINGE |
| | Appointed PINHEAD |
| | Awarded EFFORT |
| 1998 | 2nd Annual Regressional Convention; crowned King; Awarded E and X (the Make George Cross) |
| 1999 | Opration SNOW BALL |
| | Operation BLACK FLAG |
| 2000 | 3rd Annual Regressional Convention |
| 2010 | Overthrown and sent into exhile |
| 2011 | Reinstated on the throne |
| | Awarded KP |
| | Awarded SO |
| 2012 | Formed BARFLEET, self-appointed BARFCINC |
| 2013 | Qualified for Starship command (SCAM) |
| | Issued SPACE CADET badge |
| | Issued Chairborne wings |
| | Awarded the BARStar |
| | Awarded ARTEMIS |
| 2014 | Attended 5th Annual Regressional Convention |
| 2015 | Attended Microcon |
| | Knighted by Queen Anastasia of Ruritania into the Order of King Henry the Lion |
| | Attended TOP SNOT 2015 |
| | Awarded the Incontinental Fleet Star and the Specific Star |
| 2017 | Attended Microcon 2017 |
| 2018 | Awarded the Just One Of Us Penguins Medal by the Aerican Empire |
| 2019 | Commanded Operation: DOPY ARBORIST |
| | Attended Microcon 2019, Awarded MC19 (silver) with silver crown |
| | Awarded the Better, Weirder World Medal (Aerican Empire) |
| | Awarded the Order of the Pink Flamingo (Aigues-Mortes) |
| | Awarded the West Who Space Friendship Medal 2019 |
| | Awarded the Order of the Desert Palm (Molossia) |
| | Awarded the Order of Louis Philippe I (Saint-Castin) |
| | Awarded the Order of the Golden Sextant (Angyalistan) |
| | Awarded the Medal of Friendship (Danduros) |
| | Awarded the Anniversary Medal (Sandus) |
| | Awarded the Friendship Medal (Uberstadt) |
| | Exercise Westarctic Chill; awarded the Order of the Sword (Westarctica) |
| 2020 | Designated Coronial Warrior |
| | Exercise MOSTLY HARMLESS |
| 2021 | Awarded Commander of the Order of the Dancing Dragons (Obscurium) |
| 2022 | Attended Microcon 2022 |
| | Awarded the Order of the Polar Cross (Westarctica) |
| | Awarded the Illustrious Order of Valor (Ruritania) |
| | Awarded Diplomatic Medal (Ladonia) |
| | Awarded Knight Grand Cross of the Order of the Snowflake (Westarctica) |
| | Awarded Knight of the Most Honorable Order of Kolios |
| | Awarded Commander, Order of the Knights of the Amethonian Realm (C-OKAR) |
| | Awarded Kolios Friendship Cross (gold variant) |
| 2023 | Operation Red Hope |
| | Attended Microcon 2023 |
| | Awarded the Microcon 2023 delegate medal (Ladonia) |
| | Awarded the Ruritanian Amity Award |
| | Awarded the Order of the Bluebell (Pibocip) |
| | Awarded the Order of Christina I (Cycoldia) |
| | Awarded the Friendship Star (Sancratosia) |
