Diane Pitzel


1987The usual soft recruitment (we'll make you a star)
 Volunteers to be the first (token) female to join the Navey TEALS
1988Project LOMBARDI
1990Posted to Hi-Lo; promoted to Lt(JG); awarded TEALS
1995Posted to Petawhowho in anticipation of relocation to EIEIO the following year (recon, and to cover Yarker's back without him knowing it)
2000Awarded EFFORT
 Promoted to Lt
 Relocated to Boredom (must have done something bad)
 Commands USS Goodfella
2005Relocated to Sandisonskatchewan (wow, she musta really messed up-just can't seem to shake that assignment to observe "the cook". They put their chess pieces here, we must put ours there)