| 1998 | Recruited into the Navey by Lt(JG) Clarke using ancient techniques of persuasion (torture) |
| | Posted to CNIB |
| | 2nd Annual Regressional Convention; awarded E, EFFORT |
| | Operation BLUEBERRY HILL |
| 1999 | Operation PURPLE VALLEY |
| | Operation SNOW BALL |
| | Operation BLACK FLAG |
| 2000 | Operation GILDED CAGE; awarded GC (with silver star for Mars EVA) |
| | 3rd Annual Regressional Convention |
| 2004 | Operation BEYOND OUR KEN; awarded PhD |
| | Promoted to Lt(JG) |
| | Awarded CZ |
| | Posted to NAVELINT |
| 2007 | Operation WIND-UP; awarded WINDUP (with dooey) |
| | Promoted to Lt |
| 2011 | Completed Llama sensitivity training |
| 2014 | Qualified for Starship command (SCAM) |
| | Issued SPACE CADET badge |
| | Promoted to LCdr |
| | Attended the 5th Annual Regressional Convention |
| | Awarded ARTEMIS |
| 2018 | Promoted to Cdr |
| 2019 | Attended MicroCon 2019, Awarded MC19 (silver) with silver crown |
| | Awarded the Better, Weirder World Medal (Aerican Empire) |
| 2020 | Designated Coronial Warrior |
| | Exercise MOSTLY HARMLESS |
