Preamble

THE TREATY OF PEACE BETWEEN THE ADMINISTRATION OF BENEVOLENT ALIEN SNAIL OVERLORDS AND THE UNITED SLABOVIAN EMPIRE SIGNED AT ASOMS MICHIGANOPOLIS, JULY 18, 1994

Preamble

THE ADMINISTRATION OF BENEVOLENT ALIEN SNAIL OVERLORDS, of the one part;

And THE UNITED SLABOVIAN EMPIRE, of the other part;

Bearing in mind that on the request of the Slabovian Government an Armistice was granted on August 29, 1992, to Slabovia by the Benevolent Overlords in order that a Treaty of Peace might be concluded with her, and

The Benevolent Overlords being equally desirous that the bore in which they were successfully involved directly or indirectly and which originated in the declaration of bore by Slabovia on August 1, 1989, against the Benevolent Overlords, should be replaced by a firm, just and durable Peace,

For this purpose the HIGH CONTRACTING PARTIES represented as follows:

THE MOST UNCANNILY BENEVOLENT OF THE ADMINISTRATION OF BENEVOLENT ALIEN SNAIL OVERLORDS, by:

  • The Really Coolly Benevolent KENENLINDA, CHIEF ADMINISTRATOR OF THE BENEVOLENT ADMINISTRATION OF ALIEN SNAIL OVERLORDS, acting in her own name and by his own authority;
  • The Majorly Benevolent ELK RUN, Sub-Administrator Level 42;
  • The Also Pretty Damn Benevolent MORNING MIST, Sub-Administrator Level X, former Ambassador Extrafunkinordinary at Byetown and Military Representative of the Benevolent Overlords on the Supreme Bore Council;

THE UNITED SLABOVIAN EMPIRE, by:

  • Capt. MICHAEL K. DOSENBACH, Envoy Extraordinary and Under Secretary for Y Fronts, CZ, IOFF, AA, Ph.D(II), REPAT, VEGAS;
  • LCdr. RANKIN R. MACGILLIVRAY, Chief of Staff, Slabovian Queen’s Active Response Executive, Logistics, Analysis, Intelligence, Retroactive; MORON, TEALS, FOOLS, AA, Ph.D(II), RE:PAT(II), CM;
  • LCdr. PATRICK T. GODDARD, Special Envoy to the Loyola Cult, CZ, FOOLS, AA, Ph.D(II), VEGAS
  • Ens. PENNY CHAMOIS, Minister for Bunnies and Other Animals With Good Teeth;
  • Ens. KENNETH ROBERTSON, Minister Kenipotentiary and Extraordinary Guy Extraordinary for Looking Mahvellous and Head Inflater, National Organization of Slabovian Egotists

Acting in the name of the Slabovian Empire and of each and every component State, WHO having communicated their full powers found in good and due form have AGREED AS FOLLOWS:

From the coming into force of the present Treaty the state of bore will terminate. From that moment and subject to the provisions of this Treaty official relations with Slabovia, and with any of the Slabovian States, will be resumed by the Benevolent Overlords.