| 1984 | Signs on with the Navey in search of adventure; posted to Lahr Colony |
| | Commands USS Krankenshaft |
| 1985 | Promoted to Lt(JG) to form and lead Navey TEALS under direction of Governor Thomas St. John |
| | Krankenshaft decommissioned; commands USS Booger |
| 1986 | Operation FORTIFY, GOD SQUAD, KKK, POLTERGEIST, MIC SHAKE; promoted to Lt |
| 1988 | Posted to Byetown ITBV; awarded TEALS; promoted to LCdr |
| | Exercise EXPRESS |
| 1989 | Abandons post to lead revolution |
| | Demoted to Lt after successful revolution |
| | Operation RAWHIDE |
| | Promoted to Acting LCdr; sets up FOOLS |
| | Operation UNKEMPT; commands USS Wartburg |
| | Awarded CM |
| | Operation MIRACLE WORKER; commands USS Queen Moneca |
| | Operation WOLVERINE; task force commander; awarded AA |
| 1990 | Commands USS Daisy |
| | Regressional Convention; awarded MORON |
| 1991 | Operation Phredericton Drive; commands USS Collision; awarded PhD |
| | Operation BLUEBIRD |
| | Operation GREAT BRAIN ROBBERY |
| 1992 | Operation SPOTLIGHT |
| | Promoted to LCdr; posted to SQUAIR LAIR, Byetown as Chief of Staff; awarded FOOLS |
| | Operation PHREDERICTON DRIVE II; commands USS Blueprint; awarded PhD |
| | Operation REPAT; commands USS Elvis; awarded REPAT |
| 1993 | Operation PEPSI ASSASSIN |
| | Operation REPAT II; commands USS Leapfrog; awarded REPAT(2) |
| 1994 | Operation White Flag; commands USS Graescel; awarded CEF |
| | Exercise GET STUFFED; commands USS Graescel |
| 1995 | Promoted to Cdr; posted to Op Ctr, Llamatown |
| | Operation SINK ME; commands USS Margarita, USS Bloop; awarded SINKME |
| 1996 | Promoted to Acting-Captain (during TACT) |
| | Exercise CARBINGE; commands USS Demeter |
| | Acting-Captain revoked; appointed NSA |
| | Awarded EFFORT |
| | Operation HYDRANT GATE |
| 1997 | Operation PINNACLE |
| | Operation ORANGE CRUSH; commands USS Paeple Eater |
| 1998 | Operation STUD FINDER; commands USS Maltese Falcon |
| | Operation DOOR PRIZE |
| | 2nd Annual Regressional Convention; awarded E |
| | Operation PURPLE VALLEY |
| 1999 | Operation A BOAT FACE; commands USS Fuhgettaboudid |
| | Operation SNOWBALL |
| | Operation BLACK FLAG; awarded CEF(2) |
| 2000 | Operation GILDED CAGE; awarded GC |
| | 3rd Annual Regressional Convention; promoted to Captain |
| 2004 | Operation BEYOND OUR KEN; awarded PhD(3) |
| 2007 | Operation Windup; awarded WINDUP; awarded M Clasp for EFFORT |
| 2011 | 4th Annual Regressional Convention |
| | Commanded USS King Penny |
| | Completed Llama sensitivity training |
| 2013 | Appointed BARFSPOT |
| | Promoted to Fleet Admiral |
| | Appointed BARFCINC |
| | Qualified for Starship command (SCAM) |
| | Issued SPACE CADET badge |
| | Awarded ARTEMIS |
| | Awarded the Bar Star |
| 2014 | Attended the 5th Annual Regressional Convention |
| | Awarded the Order of Slabovia |
| 2015 | Attended Microcon |
| | Knighted by Queen Anastasia of Ruritania into the Order of King Henry the Lion |
| | RallyMaster at TOP SNOT 2015 |
| 2017 | Qualified as a Drone Pilot |
| | Attended Microcon 2017 |
| | Knighted by Grand Duke Travis McHenry of Westarctica as Knight Commander of the Order of the Snowflake |
| | Awarded the Distinguished Micronational Service Medal by Prince Arthur of the House of Homestead |
| 2019 | Operation DOPY ARBORIST |
| | Attended MicroCon 2019; Awarded MC19 (silver) with silver crown |
| | Awarded the Order of the Pink Flamingo (Aigues-Mortes) |
| | Awarded the Better, Weirder World Medal (Aerican Empire) |
| | Awarded the Order of the Golden Sextant (Angyalistan) |
| | Awarded the Order of the Double Samara (Saint-Castin) |
| | Awarded the West Who Space Friendship Medal 2019 |
| | Awarded the Order of the Desert Palm (Molossia) |
| | Exercise Westarctic Chill; awarded the Order of the Sword (Westarctica) |
| 2020 | Designated Coronial Warrior |
| | Upgraded from Knight Commander to Knight Grand Commander, order of the Snowflake (Westarctica) |
| | Exercise MOSTLY HARMLESS |
| 2021 | Awarded Captain of the Order of the Dancing Dragons (Obscurium) |
| 2022 | Attended Microcon 2022 |
| | Awarded the Order of the Orca (Westarctica) |
| | Awarded the Order of the Polar Cross (Westarctica) |
| | Awarded the Illustrious Order of Valor (Ruritania) |
| | Awarded Diplomatic Medal (Ladonia) |
| | Awarded Kolios Friendship Cross (silver variant) |
| 2023 | Operation Red Hope |
| | Attended Microcon 2023 |
| | Awarded Companion of the Noble Order of Westarctica |
| | Awarded the Ruritanian Amity Award |
| | Awarded the MicroCon 2023 Delegate Medal (Ladonia) |
| 2025 | Operation Pole Vault (Ladonia - Aerican Empire - Slabovia), Awarded the Allied Service Star (ASS) |
| | Attended MicroCon 2025 |
| | Awarded West Who 55th Anniversary Medal (West Who) |
| | Awarded Medal of Friendship, Duchy of Faulkender (Westarctica) |
| | Awarded the MicroCon 2025 10th Anniversary Medal (Aerican Empire) |
| | Operation Pole Dance, awarded second Allied Service Star (ASS) |
