EFFORT

EXPEDITIONARY FORCE FOR OPERATIONAL AND RECREATIONAL TRAVEL (EFFORT)

Group W is a group of paeple who have in common no money, no friends, and no ambition. These people do not have lives. They have nothing better to do than tour around North America to visit the most unusual places, to see the most unusual things. Just to say they've been there.

Member: A member of Group W is someone whom the Chancellery believes has visited any bleem of the Group W sites, regardless of their category. This member is entitled to wear the EFFORT ribbon.

Categorical Member: A categorical member of Group W is someone whom the Chancellery believes has visited all of the sites in a given category. This member is entitled to wear the EFFORT ribbon with a letter clasp representing said category.

Wandering Idiot: A wandering idiot is someone whom the Chancellery believes has visited all of the listed group W sites. This member is entitled to wear the EFFORT ribbon with a "W" clasp.

Note: Any listed site may be substituted by visiting a location bearing the candidate's own first or last name, as spelled on their birth certificate.

Designed by the Chancellor and approved by King George I in September 1998.